Spetchisaurus-Rexamus

Well at least I get the weekends off…

So I was all excited about finally having a job, and that Iwas going to have money again. Nope. Gotta wait until the second week of June because this week is pay day and you never get paid that first week you work. Oh but rent is due next week. Oh and I have student loan payments to make. AWSDFKLASDFIOH. Fuck you student loans, seriously. I PAID YOU. WHY DO YOU SAY I OWE $300. THAT’S GOING TO BE LIKE MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK. Guess who won’t be eating at all next month?

Oh. And next Tuesday is my 21st birthday. Yay me. Because I’ll totally be able to celebrate…


The thing about sunburns

  • Me: Wow, you really got sunburned today. *pokes back* Your back is warm.
  • Addy: I would imagine.
  • Me: Your arm is warm too.
  • Addy: And I bet my testicles are warm too.
  • Both of us: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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earthenterran:

zombiepeas:

THEY JUST MADE A BANANA INTO A SPACE BAR

At first I didn’t understand

But now I do.

Oh god I want!

(Source: videohall)


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Hiddlestom: Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

stripeydoo:

darinkafaye:

shelbybe:

supjohnny:

I feel like I’m the only one /:

This needs more notes…

Anon hate is too mainstream. Anon love is the way to go XD everyone could use some love.

I once fucked up anon love by typing differently than I normally do to disguise myself

and…

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Oh.

So I guess we’re throwing our insides at cops now… Yeesh. 



hecklocki:

derplock

Less Derplock and more: Dear god what did they all see that they just can’t look away from?

(Source: pendragonemrys)


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Reblog if you think Benedict Cumberbatch is great

televisionismydivision:

I have his fan mail address and plan on sending him a letter along with a screenshot of this post to prove how truly brilliant we all think he is.

So please reblog if you think he is talented/intelligent/handsome/interesting/or anything else you can think of! (Feel free to add adjectives!)

Also, I would like to be able to send this at the beginning of June. Thank you all!

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xsadiax:

hiddle-stoners:

#Why don’t you fill Benedict in on how Sleipnir came into being, Tom?

Oh my God, that comment xD I’d kill to see how Tom’s explaining that to Benedict xD


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It’s way too early for this nonsense.

But at least I have chai to wake me up. Mmmm, spicy spicy chai.


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